The last fingers in his energy sword ass sunday… it’s been an honor everyone… we all taking screenshots of our posts and puttin em on pornhub now

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Ugandan knuckles is officially cancelled
I don’t know whether to be proud or hate myself

I don’t know whether to be proud or hate myself

the-dragon-becomes-me:

OK IT’S 12:01 AM I HAVE TO BE REALLY CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT MY FIRST POST OF 2018 WILL BE!!!

wait

"I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL!!"
someone on Tumblr commenting on something that is clearly fake ←
sarashentai:
“can someone give me a hand taking these shorts off?
”
Sara I have a game that will absolutely knock your shorts right off! Ever heard of Call of Duty Advanced Warfare?

sarashentai:

can someone give me a hand taking these shorts off?

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Sara I have a game that will absolutely knock your shorts right off! Ever heard of Call of Duty Advanced Warfare?

Over time the economic and cultural prosperity began to gradually slow dow-
*OMINOUS MUSIC*

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Knock knock… It’s the United States.

He knows

He knows

What should be on my mind: 

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What is on my mind:

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IT’S TIME TO GET FUCKIN SPOOPY

IT’S TIME TO GET FUCKIN SPOOPY